JR GAST

The older I get the better I was

My wife..."on the bus tonight there was a space pimp".

We can put a man on the moon, but Ben-Gay still smells like doody.

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Pistachio gelato, delivered.

Watching Freaks N Geeks

discovered the reusable cat food lids also work on spaghetti sauce. Don't judge me.

My wife ..."the house they just barged into on Cops is cleaner than ours, time to do the dishes"

*air guitars solo at end of Prince's Lets Go Crazy*

For those who know them, all my relatives in Santiago Chile are accounted for and fine.